By all accounts Rogue Warrior is a dreadful piece of gaming detritus, a rotten barnacle hanging limply on to gaming's gleaming yacht. But, you know what they say about silver linings...
They say "nighty night, you sweet piece of shit", apparently. Mickey Rourke stars in the game as Dick Marcinko, a frankly rabid capitalist murderface who, terrifyingly, is based on a real-life Cold Warrior. For the end credits, the development team stitched together some of his lines in the game and set it to some jazzy muzak, in what will undoubtedly become the highlight of the game. Yeah, you know you're in trouble when the game's highlight occurs during the credits.
Still, any rap that features the line "I own your fuckin' soul, you fuckin' commie bitch" gets two thumbs up from me. And now you can listen to it without having to slog through the game!
Follow this link to 1UP for the track in all its glory. As Dick Marcinko would say, "there's gonna be fuckin' asses bleeding all over the place". Indeed.
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